Okay so I am really just reviewing a free gram. So that explains the pictures. I listed the price out so that this would not immediately jump to the top of the stats for low price and high thc because that would be weird. But anyways – I only have a little bit of this grass because it came free with the signup of a new customer. Like they do at the places where they sell the weed.

Grape Ape was originally a Hanna Barbera character. Like Grape Ape, I feel big, stupid, and purple. Unlike Grape Ape, I rarely solve mysteries with a bunch of hip young teens. But I am open to that lifestyle change should it become available.

The Grape Ape here is not, of course, a cartoon character. It is weed that I have smoked and am now talking about. That pretty much brings us back to the present moment.

I have smoked about a bowl of this. I am finding that it comes on a little creepy and has a nice, calming effect. It is definitely purple for a reason and pretty indica-sided.

This isn’t necessarily the kind of weed that I, as a user, seek out, but it’s not at all bad. If I reached for weed to just really knock me out – this would be a great choice. It’s not so much cognitively interruptive as it is physically numbing. In a very nice way of course. So I feel a little like I have marshmallow fingers while I type.