They’re not fudging the THC percentage numbers. There isn’t really a lot of complexity to the high. It’s like hitting yourself in the face with a kickball; you know what it feels like beforehand. That wasn’t the worst metaphor ever but it may be in contention. Like – what the fuck am I talking about? How often does anyone get a kickball to the facer? And under what circumstances would you want that to happen. I’ve given myself a lot to think about here.

I may be scoring this deliberately low because it tastes like nothing. But that may be better than it tasting like, for instance, ass. Still – it is nothing to write home about. Nobody is going to swirl this taste around in their mouth and think of exotic spices and faraway lands. It’s more just like a vague weed taste.

This gets a little bit of a ding for being a bit crumbly and dry. It’s not terrible but it’s not like super dank either – just a teensy bit over-cured, I think. Trimmed very nicely – you can see that from the pics. No shake or any nonsense in the jar. So it comes out, like in pretty much every category pretty average on quality and appearance.