This is a nice, strong, sit-down-and-shut-up kind of baked. I do not want to volunteer for anything right now. I’m not sure if I would even get you a glass of water. I mean I might. I’m not some asshole. But I am super comfy in this here chair.

I mean I’m not even sure if the low score is fair but I really couldn’t taste this bud. It is like chaotic neutral. It was not harsh. It was in no way unpleasant. I am going to smoke more of it. But it’s kind of like eating popcorn – like – if you had to give popcorn a taste score – wouldn’t it be like a 7 out of 10? Be honest. And I’m not talking about Smartfood. I’m talking about just plain popcorn. With maybe like a teeny bit of salt.

I mean the buds are fluffy and it’s super fresh and furry. They’re getting a ding for being small. But then again – is that really fair? I feel like this bud is going to score lower than it should because of the way I split the criteria. So like unfair but maybe it’s an anomaly.

Fun side note – inspired by my earlier investigation into Styrofoam, I just looked up anomaly. Anomaly comes from greek roots “an-” meaning “not” and “homalos” which means “even” (think of homogeneous), So anomaly means “not even”.