True story? This is the best weed I have ever smoked. I’m pretty sure it won some award or something – there was a note I did not read carefully next to the shelf I pulled this off of. But seriously – don’t let the terrible packaging with jpeg artifacts on the text throw you off – this is insanely good weed. Those numbers are low on the potency and cannabinoid profile if anything. This jar could be just a big label that says “fuck you, dave!” and it would still fly off the shelves.
I haven’t had weed where a single bong hit made me lose time in a few years. I had a roommate at one point whose brother was like a very serious grower who occasionally brought over samples after harvest. That’s the only other bud I can think of that comes close to this in terms of overall beauty, potency, and taste. I could smoke this weed forever. Happily. Even though it’s priced like horrifyingly high I am thinking about running back to the dispensary later this week to buy more. And I really don’t do that kind of thing; the dispensary I go to has a deal where they knock 20% off if you spend more than $250 at a time so that’s what I do every time; I spend $300 on a bunch of crazy expensive weed and then see how many weeks I can make it last. The results of that experiment you will not see me post anytime soon. Let’s just say I smoke a bit more than I likely should if I want to achieve maximum self actualization.