Product Review : Flower / Bud

Humboldt’s Finest : Motorbreath

Good stuff. Strong. Makes you feel fun dumb. Like Grape Ape.
BrandHumboldt's Finest
Price Point$120 / 14g ($8.57 / gram)
Listed THC30%
Purchased03/09/20 from Harborside

I’m really having fun smoking this weed. I mean – I have fun smoking a lot of weed. But this weed is especially nice. Weeeeeed. Weeed. Weed.

I have a new keyboard that I am typing this on. It is crazy distracting. The backlighting is like rainbow LED’s.

What I like about this grass is how friggin stupid and giddy I am. Also it tasted nice. Smelled like a pile of dirt lying in the sun, but what’re you gonna do?

It seems to me that potency and quality of grow vary across price points. What you know you’ll get at a high price point is a good aroma and a nice appearance. Neither of these seems to wholly equate to a positive smoking experience, at least for me. It becomes rapidly less appealing whether a bud is fruity or not if you have to smoke hella grass to get baked.

This shit is super strong, though, and so I can forgive a little less flavor and aroma. And it doesn’t smell bad at all – it just isn’t very whiffy.

Anyways, I think I’m out of shit to say about this.


Strength : 9/10

Like a hammer to the cerebrum. This takes very little and does very much. A free 15 minute lobotomy.

Taste : 7/10

As noted – the taste is decent but the aroma is lacking. A little musty, also.

Appearance : 8/10

Well trimmed, big buds, and fluffy. Check out the sexy pics. I’m getting better with the macro lens, right?

Overall Score : 24/30

Fun times. Recommended. Tell your friends. At this price point this gets several digits up.