This weed is the epitome of ambivalent. And by that, I mean it is unremarkable in every dimension. You remember the neutrals in Futurama? If they were real this is the weed they would smoke. And I would generally smoke it with them. Because they seem chill.
I’m not even necessarily trying to say anything negative here. This is good weed. I more or less believe the numbers, though they might be slightly exaggerated, at least against what I have smoked so far. It comes on strong at first, but I find it retreating to kind of a medium buzz pretty quickly.
Also – again with the gold writing on a black background. Everything wants to look like a Fisher Stereo circa 1987. Which was a hot look back then but maybe has not aged as well as folks seem to think. How about good old fashioned black on white or white on black for people who don’t want to sweat the pains of properly branding themselves? Why does everyone look like they misspent their logo budget with their nephew who just got out of art school? </rant>
So yeah – I guess this weed leaves me wondering. I want to be more positive but like it’s just sort of an indica high with no flavor, mentally or otherwise. So I guess we’re gonna kind of mark this is a meh experience and move on. I was somehow expecting to find out more when I fucked around.